Tag: Vanity

  • Welcome to my Unconscious Mind: 23 Weird-Ass Dreams

    Welcome to my Unconscious Mind: 23 Weird-Ass Dreams

    While I was enjoying a nice long vacation (are you jealous?! HAHA!! STOP…HOLD THAT THOUGHT: this is an old post and now there’s no longer cause for jealousy because there are 5 day work weeks stretching out into infinity) ANYWAY, I was noticing that I have a lot of weird-ass dreams.  In particular it came…

  • The Power of Makeup (I Wield the Powah of the Brush!!)

    This post is for all of you out there who double dip yourselves in Maybelline every single day.  I say to thee, this is for ye…with the bad skin, breakouts, spots, splotchy skin, bags under your eyes, wrinkles, age spots, etc.  I feel your pain and we shall commiserate together. Makeup is crazy.  It really…