Tag: Summer

  • Mother Nature: In Yo’ Face Humanity!

    Mother Nature: In Yo’ Face Humanity!

    BLAST THIS SNOW!  Already, the winter is upon us.  Harder, faster, stronger, more annoying than ever before.  Inches are piling up trying to smother me!  And now my nostalgia for summer has already started to rear its beautiful but distant and ungraspable head (ew?). Summer, I long for you!!  I lust for you!!! COME BACK!!! Don’t…

  • Friend-cation and Camping Sucks

    I just went on the most fun friend-cation ever!  BEST TIME EVER!!  YOLO fools!!!  (We were all about yelling YOLO about anything and everything because we hate it so much.  YOLO is dumb (as is Facebook and everyone’s obnox posts about themselves).  It’s something you’d yell while doing a keg stand, however it’s actually trying…