Tag: Meme

  • My Waste Toner Cartridge Needs Replacement

    When I say my waste toner cartridge needs to be replaced, what I really mean is that there is waste that needs eliminating.  And what I mean by that is that my body seems to need to eliminate waste all the freaking time and I’m over it.  Let’s just get over the ew factor here…

  • Nature’s Fail:  Exercise

    Nature’s Fail: Exercise

    I’m really intent on blaming someone (even if it’s not actually a person) for my problems. My latest conjecture is that it’s nature’s fault that I don’t exercise and I’m going to prove to you (as if I’m writing a geometry proof) that nature is in fact to blame for the fact that I’m lazy…